Long tails were certainly on trend for Fall 2014 (Valentino,Chanel, and Kenzo, for starters), but Lady Gaga’s thigh-length pony takes it to extremes. And honestly, we’d expect nothing less from a woman in a pink glitter tuxedo and supersized cartwheel hat. Should her Prince Charming-of-the-moment Taylor Kinney not be able to scale the fire escape (or take the elevator to whatever New York City tower she currently resides in), her long, platinum strands should do the job in a pinch.